Retirement

(No pre-mumble. Straight to the point)

SOMEBODY PLEASE RETIRE THESE IDEAS :-

1. Before after ads in any, I repeat ANY form.
2. People/birds/animals/insects with injuries due to strong wood/cement/clear glass or any such foolish thing
3. Teeth as light (in any form)
4. Objects cropped and treated to look like something else namely coffee mug handles looking like bags
5. Obscure things forming the McDonald's 'M'
6. Birds and placards sitting on thin air -- wireless
7. Tired toys, parents, neighbours and audiences thanks to energized kids
8. Butt, denims and anything under the sun forming the WWW in urls.
9. SPIDERMAN
10. SUPERMAN
11. BATMAN
12. TARZAN
13. PHANTOM
14. HULK
15. CATWOMAN
16. ROBIN
17. MANDRAKE
18. Pls spare us…please…
19. Tweaked movie posters and book covers
20. Inanimate objects squirming owing to body odour/bad breath
21. LABELS FALLING OFF BOTTLES OF DIET/FITNESS PRODUCTS
22. Deodorant cans, handbrakes and anything elongated made to take the phallic shape
23. Slim TVs
24. Short Film Festivals
25. Uncle Sam (in any avtaar)
26. Mouse pointers taking any shape.
27. Cat licking something, someone coz milk's an ingredient in something
28. Having to turn page upside down for the idea to jump out and startle you!
29. Those illusion circles
30. Come to think of it… any optical illusion
31. Replacements e.g Orange drink bottle in a case for Oranges or vice versa. (u know what I'm talking about here!)
32. Sharp knives cutting through anything
33. Save the tiger
34. Animals, birds, mammals in the city thanks to us taking away their homes.
35. Centre spread ads without and staple pins
36. IN - OUT (shud definitely be out!)
37. Lips, eyes and millions of other things forming the vagina
38. Tattoos, Jesus, Elvis, dogs slipping off 'coz they can't handle the vehicles speed.

This could be a start!